I wonder if we can adopt him

Hello Everyone, This morning a crazy man wearing tan pants, tan shirt, baseball cap, and sneakers bolted through security and managed to get up the elevators before anyone could stop him. He has been raiding the first aid kits mounted in the hallways, and pulling the blue phones off the walls. If you see this man please contact security and let me know about it. If you are going to be the last person to leave of the day please check your room to insure that you really are the last person, then double check the lock. Thank you