By the powers of two I command you to dial

random humor system administration

Here in Alabama, USA we’ve just acquired the new area code “256” which means that some lucky (and probably unappreciative) bastard will get ---1-256-512-1024 Which has simply got to be the coolest damn phone number I can imagine. — David McNett Can i dial 1-255-255-255255 and make every phone in the world ring? — Tanuki