Bacon of the Month Club

The Bacon of the Month Club is the greatest of all gifts. I m not making that up. I get calls from customers all the time that tell me this. In my humble opinion no other club in the universe gives you as much pleasure and sheer delight as The Bacon of the Month Club. The Bacon of the Month Club is the go-to gift for that person in your life who loves bacon, who has everything or who has very little. Join for yourself. Give yourself the gift of bacon.

I have no idea what’s going on with that sign. I found it on Google. I guess it has something to do with no bacon surfing allowed. You make your own conlusions. Please don’t sign me up for the Bacon of the Month Club.